Institutionally illiterate

Sussex Police note on car windscreen:

(Gotta love the context too)

C’mon now, this is just ridiculous

Ignore the main story (although a teenage girl called Jakadrien is bad enough) and focus on this gem:

“Dallas Police detective C’mon (pronounced Simone) Wingo, the detective in charge of the case”

…

What?

What?!

Heard in an episode of Educating Essex:

Student is reading an illustrated book called “The Story of Odysseus”.

Support teacher: What are you reading?
Student: Have you heard of The Odyssey?
Support teacher: Is it a ship?

Severus, who did this to you?!

I have not had the time of my life watching this. In fact I’m feeling a bit queasy…

Keep watching all the way to the end; every time you think it couldn’t possibly get any worse, it does!

Just spotted on Yahoo Answers:

“How did the atmosphere of Victorian England effect [sic] Shakespeare’s work?”