So I took the Patronus test and it confirmed that I am indeed supremely cool:
Unlike a certain person who shall remain nameless and got… a rat. Hi, Wormtail!
Speaking of which, I recently saw Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. It was pretty spectacular.
I will of course keep the secrets
but suffice to say that Scorpius Malfoy is my new hero. What is it about these Malfoys that they can steal a scene story so easily?
In fact, I think Rowling should consider rewriting the whole series from Draco’s POV:
Draco Malfoy and the Boy Who Lived
Draco Malfoy and the Heir of Slytherin
Draco Malfoy and the Homicidal Hippogriff
Draco Malfoy and the Embarrassing Ferret Moment That His Father Will Hear About
Draco Malfoy and the Inquisitorial Squad
Draco Malfoy and Being The Chosen One For Once
Draco Malfoy and Mummy’s Apron Strings (spoiler: they don’t get cut)
There, isn’t that better?
