Guardian hack draws short straw and has to write article about non-story. Yawn.
Could this writer care less about the fate of the goldfish? It’s described as a “creature” meanwhile, much is made of the fact that the two fuckwits are “friends” who “face jail” over a “dare”.
Someone can relate to their drunk antics and thinks society is overreacting, methinks.
Now if it was suddenly revealed that Donald Trump had swallowed a live fish when he was young and stupid… oh my. Impeach him, he’s a sadist!